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  1. #1
    Resident Askhole BenDrinken's Avatar
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    My wife say's I'm whinning

    Fuck that. My girls, (wife and daughter) got in the hot tub last night. I climbed in a few minutes later. I was in there for 15 minutes and I got 15 fuckin mosquito bites. The girls didn't get a single bite and they were in longer than I was. WTF is up with that. Wife says it's because I'm so sweet. Fuckin pisses me off. Any thoughts why I get eatin the fuck up and they don't?
    Hey Dickhead, get out of the fast lane! Unless you're passing of course.

  2. #2
    My wife has your problem.. Whines to much...::):

    My wife and son get bite all the time. I don't.

    Ron

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    Powered By power bottoms jkristie44's Avatar
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    You should move to Florida. Our mosquitos don't bite. They pick you up, take you to a far off place, and eat you whole to put you out of your misery.

    Fwiw. Same way with.me. I just bathe in off and get yelled at for making the bed sheets stink. My response is always, the day you start sticking your head under the sheets and sucking, is the day I'll stop putting on off.

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    Powered By power bottoms jkristie44's Avatar
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    You should move to Florida. Our mosquitos don't bite. They pick you up, take you to a far off place, and eat you whole to put you out of your misery.

    Fwiw. Same way with.me. I just bathe in off and get yelled at for making the bed sheets stink. My response is always, the day you start sticking your head under the sheets and sucking, is the day I'll stop putting on off.

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    Manic bubba's Avatar
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    same problem here. i know I'm not that sweet. best i can figure is that the wife and kids have a different blood type then me.

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    It had to do with how much carbon monoxide you put out through your skin
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  7. #7
    You need to drink more Louisiana hot sauce. That keeps them off


    Bryan
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    Bat Shit Crazy Para-Doc's Avatar
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    Install a mosquito lamp and get some citronella candles. Problem solved, problem staying solved.
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    Bat Shit Crazy Para-Doc's Avatar
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    Oh, and lavender plants apparently help repel those blood sucking bastards. Plant some of them too.

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    Asshole At Large Bat Shit Crazy Karnuvore's Avatar
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    Off makes these candles - they burn these little wafers. Anyways, living in FL, we have gotten really good at knowing what works best. But those Off Lanterns and light them about 30 minutes BEFORE you go outside to get in your hot tub and the fuckers wont be anywhere near there.

    Oh and my wife is like you - they LOVE her.
    These pipes.....are CLEAAAN!!!

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    We tried all the usual fixes in our yard. Citronella candles. Tiki torches. Off spray. Couple of different kinds of plants. Nothing really worked.
    Then, we heard about a company called MosquitoNix. They can either come out twice a month and spray your yard, or they can install a 'misting system' around the fence line & under the eaves of the house, that automatically sprays 4 times a day.
    Either way, they have a 100% no bites from mosquitos guarantee. We opted for the twice-a-month spray. The first spray, we went from numerous bites a night, to maybe one or two. Called them, they came out again and changed the formula of the spray. Didn't have a single bite after that. Cost for our 1/4 acre yard is about $125 a month. Money well spent, in my opinion. We are considering the automatic-spray system, as it also keeps other critters away (ie. spiders, gnats, flys, ticks, wasps, etc); and, it is organic-based.
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    Pastrami Prolapse Chris Hansen's Avatar
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    Eat more garlic.
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    ^^^isnt that for vampires


    Bryan

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    Haldol Shuffle The Clam's Avatar
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    You whine too much.

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    Powered By power bottoms jkristie44's Avatar
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    How is the hot tub working out for you?

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    he got zika
    Hands up, Don't shoot!

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    Pastrami Prolapse Chris Hansen's Avatar
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    #teamtina

  18. #18
    Ha , Florida Skeeters . When some of these bastages land on ya a Av-Fuel truck pulls up next to it .
    Try the zapper lite too it works for me , kills other flyin' pests too .

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    Haldol Shuffle kaptkrappy's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by un lupus View Post
    Ha , Florida Skeeters . When some of these bastages land on ya a Av-Fuel truck pulls up next to it .
    Try the zapper lite too it works for me , kills other flyin' pests too .

    Here's a pic of the infamous Florida mosquito

    Gator Mosquito.jpg
    Quote Originally Posted by jkristie44 View Post
    my wife shit in my face, bit my dick, and my neighbor came out of the closet..


    2011 JK SPORT__________________________________________________ _________Kapt Krappy

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    Teeth With Wings , AKA......no-see-ums .

 

 

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